Planes, Trains and Climate Change

There’s been precious little to laugh at in the Hong Kong News recently. Luckily, we still have the UK News to provide us with gags galore.

Miss Adventure is the shambolic second cousin, twice removed, thrice disowned, of serious broadcast journalist and RTHK presenter Sadie Kaye. Despite repeated warnings not to bother, Miss Adventure continues to fail to predict the future on RTHK Radio 3 and in her monthly column for Hong Kong Buzz, heaping embarrassment on all connected to her. You can follow Miss Adventure (and her shady second cousin Radio Sadie) on her new blog: https://missadventurerthk.com.

Here are a few rancid nuggets from her commentary on Boris Johnson’s first week as Prime Minister…

PLANES, TRAINS & CLIMATE CHANGE 26 July 2019

Today in Hong Kong it was 9 degrees hotter than it was in London and thousands of people staged a peaceful sit in protest inside Asia’s busiest airport. Number of planes that did not take off on time: zero.

Meanwhile in the UK… planes and trains have melted, combusted or ground to a precautionary health and safety standstill, with passengers trapped on board or stranded by the apocalyptic chaos. Sky News broadcasting blanket coverage of London burning. Close ups of sweaty Londoners resembling extras on The Walking Dead complaining of missed connections, hot burning sensations, melted shoes, suspicious smells suggesting exploded sewage systems, screaming kids and snotty faces.

Let’s hope those 20,000 extra bobbies Bojo’s pledged will be put to immediate good use, precision trained in the art of handing out water, sunscreen and pro-Bojo flyers that can easily be adapted into paper hats, fans and planes that take off on time.

BOGUS BOJO’S BREXCELLENT ADVENTURE 24 July 2019

And so it begins… I must be hallucinating again, right??

MISS ADVENTURE STANDS IN FOR A KIPPER 23 July 2019

So, Britain has a new Prime Minister.

Little did she know where he’d end up (the less amusing half of a comedy double-act with a dead kipper).

Since taking office, Bojo has promised to:

Deliver
Unite
Defeat
Energise

He thinks this makes him a ‘dude’.

In fact, as PM he will be:

Shambolic
Hopeless
Irresponsible
Two-Faced

(But he’s probably not the worst sh*t in British politics.)

Follow Miss Adventure: https://missadventurerthk.com

Sadie Kaye’s website: http://www.sadiekaye.tv