ARIES: Blood is thicker than water. So some form of solvent and extra absorbent materials might be needed.
TAURUS: Remember, there’s no such thing as a stupid question, unless it’s a stupid thing, asked about a stupid subject, by a stupid person, stupidly.
GEMINI: You’ve set a thief to catch a thief, but hey! Now they’ve stolen the thief, and the thing they stole, and the book that told you to set a thief to catch a thief. Absolutely bloody typical!
CANCER: Cancer’s trending! Probably not a good thing on reflection…
LEO: You’ll narrowly avoid a set of circumstances that see you married to a racehorse.
VIRGO: Your end-of-probation review at work goes badly when your line manager says she’d assumed you’d left six months ago.
LIBRA: All of our products are vegan, except for the ones with bits of animal in them.
SCORPIO: Embarrassment today when you accidentally ‘like’ a photo of your boyfriend’s brother on Facebook, but you style it out by saying you just thought he’d dressed really smartly for that funeral.
SAGITTARIUS: Misery loves company, meaning that you’ll be inundated with social offers this month!
CAPRICORN: They say that owners resemble their dogs and sure enough, three years after your neighbour’s dog, died so has he.
AQUARIUS: The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. If you can’t stomach that, stab him straight in the heart.
PISCES: Two wrongs don’t make a right. But two Wongs could serve you well this month.
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