ARIES: The most important thing you can do to help yourself is to read as much as possible, like I did. If you want to become a bipolar fantasist, detached from reality, like I am.
TAURUS: Life will give you whatever is most useful for the evolution of your consciousness. Expect socks this Christmas.
GEMINI: You will have to speak very loudly in order to be heard. This is unfortunate, as you are nearly always talking to yourself.
CANCER: If she hasn’t shown you her inner crazy, she’s just not that into you.
LEO: If you think sex education classes at schools should consist of listening to a baby scream for five hours, while watching the same cartoons on repeat and spilling vomit over yourself every 3 hours, you are right.
VIRGO: Almost nothing will work again if you simply unplug it for 5 seconds.
LIBRA: Expect that blood-curdling moment when you realise this is your circus! Those are your monkeys! And you’ve never played an organ in your life.
SCORPIO: Any wrong deliveries you receive may turn out to be blessings in disguise. But watch out for disguises dressed as blessings.
SAGITTARIUS: If your favourite childhood memory is not paying bills, which it is, expect a rude awakening into the adult world this Christmas.
CAPRICORN: Your holiday in Cape Town is a constant source of bitter resentment, as you discover the whole place is not teaming with superheroes.
AQUARIUS: Asked to describe yourself in a job interview, you claim you’re a sensuous lover, a good listener, a loving father, a hard worker, and a consummate liar.
PISCES: Look, government snooping into people’s social media accounts isn’t going to affect anyone unless they’re involved in stuff like terrorism, money-laundering, drug-trafficking… – why are you crying?
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