ARIES: This month, why not hire an intern on the basis of nepotism and then make their life a living hell?
TAURUS: Your reputation for being a wise leader is further undermined this month, when you assume China and the US would not dare to get embroiled in an unwinnable war that goes on forever.
GEMINI: Who’s your daddy? Who’s your daddy? Who’s y…really? Well, this is a tad awkward…
CANCER: Stop worrying that a few grey hairs or your taste in clothes are making you appear old. Your rants about thieving kids and ‘taking back control’ are already doing a bang-up job.
LEO: What’s worse? Saying you love Hitler, or devoting your life to designing stupid clothes for vain and empty women? I’m honestly not sure.
VIRGO: The early bird gets the worm. Sleep till noon – avoid worms!
LIBRA: Tomorrow never comes, as I reminded you yesterday.
SCORPIO: Time heals all wounds. For example, you can barely remember a thing about Avatar.
SAGITTARIUS: Your 10th anniversary is a big occasion, so you’ve pulled out all the stops to have a plane spell out “I’ve never been so unhappy in all my life” in smoke.
CAPRICORN: Possession is nine tenths of the law – the law ain’t gonna bother you this month.
AQUARIUS: A fool and his money are easily parted, as your money will discover about you.
PISCES: You will spend your weekends painting Disney characters in your kid’s bedroom. The high point will be when somebody asks if you’ll have Aladdin and you say no, you decided to do it yourself.
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